Sarcastic retorts to bad chat up lines

THE LINE: Haven't I seen you some place before?
RESPONSE: Yes. That's why I don't go there anymore.

THE LINE: Is this seat empty?
RESPONSE: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.

THE LINE: So, what do you do for a living?
RESPONSE: I'm a female impersonator.

THE LINE: Hey baby, what's your sign?
RESPONSE: Do not enter.

THE LINE: Your body is like a temple.
RESPONSE: Sorry, there are no services today.

THE LINE: If I could see you naked, I’d die happy.
RESPONSE: If I saw you naked, I'd die laughing.

THE LINE: Where have you been all my life?
RESPONSE: Where I'll be the rest of your life - in your wildest dreams.

THE LINE: Are you an air-hostess – cause my hearts just taken off
RESPONSE: Well the rest of your body better follow

THE LINE: How do you like your eggs in the morning
RESPONSE: Unfertilized

THE LINE: Can I buy you a drink?
RESPONSE: Actually I'd rather have the money.

THE LINE : I'm a photographer. I've  been looking for a face like yours.
RESPONSE: I'm a plastic surgeon.  I've been looking for a face like yours

THE LINE: Will you go out with me this Saturday?
RESPONSE: Sorry. I'm having a headache this weekend.

THE LINE: Your face must turn a few heads.
RESPONSE: And your face must turn a few stomachs.

THE LINE: I think I could make you very happy.
RESPONSE: Why? Are you leaving?

THE LINE: Where have you been all my life?
RESPONSE: Hiding from you.

THE LINE: Do you believe in love at first sight, or should i walk by again?
RESPONSE: Walk by again. Only this time, just keep walking.